My husband often surprises me with sex toys. A lovely vibrator, some flavored lube, a nice anal plug. So when Valentine's day rolled around he was extremely giddy when we picked up a package for me at the local UPS store. I honestly don't think he has ever been so excited for me to get a new sex toy before. So obviously I was getting pretty excited, assuming it was a fun toy.
I open the box and there is this beautiful case “ohhhh” I say. I mean girls, this wasn't just a little sack to store your sex toy in, this is was a hard case with a zipper. I got a big smile and he got a big smile. Then I unzip the box, this black and white gorgeous vibrator nearly sung to me. “AWWWWWWW” I mean church music and all.
At this point, we are in the car, our minivan no less (mom life run deep here folks) and heading to, of all places, Chick-fil-a. Pulling into the drive-thru line I pull out the vibrator from this case. My husband has seriously the oddest look on his, both pleasure and ‘she has no fucking idea' look. Now, we have been at this for over 20 years and I can read him really well, but this was such an odd expression. I am totally missing the visual memo here that this isn't an ordinary vibrator. I am just so in love with the presentation at this point.
“Ladies…. he bought me an electro-shock vibrator! WHO DOES THAT?”
I am holding it, admiring it, it is beautiful. I notice 6 sets of buttons. 2 are speeding up +, 2 are slow down -, then one looks like a target- 3 circles, and one looks like a heartbeat pattern. So I say “what are all these buttons?” I am pretty versed in vibrators and the multi-functionality of them, but I had not seen this display before. He is laughing at this point, and I am like what the hell? I just start hitting buttons- I am not much of a directions follower and I really need to work on that.
All of a sudden this damn vibrator starts shocking me. “WHAT THE FUCK” I scream- and he is busting up. Ladies…. he bought me an electro-shock vibrator! WHO DOES THAT? This vibrator is meant to shock my vagina! With electricity. in my vagina! And I am at the drive-thru at Chick-fil-a of all places, vibrator in hand that is shocking me, husband laughing uncontrollably and definitely going straight to hell with a fast pass.
So, I put it away as quickly as I could, let him order between laughs as I call my girlfriend screaming about my husband and his current bright idea. She's laughing, he's laughing, I am flipping out. Who are these freaks? I just got electrocuted and they all think this shit is funny. I obviously am not on their same humor level.
“My arm hurt”. “From what?” I say “that vibrator” he moans as he rubs his arm…..
I make him feel it, he jumps a mile and laughs more. He can't be serious I think to my self. He is enjoying this way too much already. But oh no he is very serious. He also failed to remember I have my clitoral hood pierced- WITH METAL! Honestly, I don't think he really thought this through. 4 hours later he says “My arm hurt”. “From what?” I say “that vibrator” he moans as he rubs his arm….. You are absolutely kidding me…. His arm hurt in the muscle 4 hours after getting 1 zap.
So….. a year goes by. it sits. I don't care how beautiful it is or how nice the storage case is it came in, that vibrator is not going near my vagina.
Then…. I had surgery and had to remove my piercing and I was too sick after my surgery to place it back in. So, there went that obstacle. I then decided I would take one for the team- the team being all you women who think this shit is a good idea or had asshole husbands who buy you this shit. But, I wasn't mentally ready… so I waited for about 6 more months. I am not kidding, the thought of getting my vagina electro-shocked just seriously sounded like torture, not pleasure.
“It doesn't hurt but I was ready for it to hurt and so I reacted accordingly.”
Then, I read up on it a bit and I actually pulled out the instructions and read those too. What I have is called the MyStim Tickling Truman. Turns out there are settings! Who knew? The settings start off very light in intensity. So light, in fact, most women don't even feel it until level 3 or 4. So I try it. I insert the toy into my vagina, don't turn on electroshock without insertion it says. I failed at step one the day I got it! I try to make sure I am pushing to the right setting, setting 6, then the lowest level 1… Ok nothing, then level 2. *Wait, I am backing up a bit here- I chose setting number 6 because it is the Kegel workout and it is set to slowly increase to the level then decrease, the only thing I can compare it to is a contraction wave.* So, I go to level 2, I feel it, but not noticeable really. Level 3, I anticipate it so I instantly jump…. It doesn't hurt but I was ready for it to hurt and so I reacted accordingly. I let level 3 go for a bit and it does work to get me aroused. Interesting. After about 10 minutes of good level 3 electroshock waves, I proceeded to have some hot sex with my husband.
The next night, I now have a challenge, can I hit level 4? Possibly. I repeat the night before, jumping each time I increase the level. I get to level 4. I then get brave and bump it to level 5. I actually love the wave effect of the Kegel training setting and hey, I am working my Kegels. My vagina seems to like electroshock and I have great sex for the second night in a row.
I noticed after the use of the electro vibrator that my vagina is more “swollen” not in a painful way but in a “warmed up and aroused” way. This leads to some fun sex because my husband feels even bigger to me, I feel even more full when my husband enters and glides in and out after my vagina is electrocuted. I like this.
I waited for 18 months, and it is actually pretty dang good. Why did I wait!?!
Pro Tip; because I am an electroshock vibrator pro now!
I personally like to either just use the vibrator or the elector-shock. I don't enjoy them together. I think the vibrator then distracts the uniqueness of the electro-shock. Also, use toy safe lube- it helps!
It is a toy I would definitely recommend, and I would also recommend you don't wait for 18 months as I did. Enjoy the zap and please report back to me! I need to know what you think.
Using the MyStim for Kegels
So before I wrap up this piece, I need to tell you that this toy was my gateway to kegel trainers. This toy has a kegel training mode in it and I have since also purchased dedicated kegel trainers.
With Kegels, you can strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and work towards having that vagina that can crush beer cans. Because while there are no proven methods to increase penis size, but you can make the vagina tighter by strengthening musles as discussed in my article “How my husband got a monster cock“.
You can make the peg bigger or the hole smaller. Both will result in a tighter fit.
Abby Woods
My advice is however that if you are going to do Kegels on daily, do not use only this toy or another trainer. Prolonged use has been known to decrease sensitivity. we don't want that. So mix it up. Use trainers on some days and use Ben Wa balls or other types of non-electrical exercises for most days.